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Balkissock Lodge B&B is currently going through the verification process to become the very first B&B with accredited status in the Galloway and Southern Ayrshire UNESCO Biosphere.

The Galloway and Southern Ayrshire UNESCO Biosphere has been recognised internationally as a world class environment for people and nature.

The UNESCO Biosphere designation is recognition of the fantastic array of landscapes wildlife, cultural heritage and learning opportunities that SW Scotland offers for communities, businesses and visitors to experience and celebrate in a sustainable way.

From the wilderness of the open hills to the Dark Skies of the Galloway Forest or windswept coastline, the Galloway and Southern Ayrshire Biosphere has many places to get away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. The Biospheres [sic] geography of remote open moorland, serene lochs, quiet ancient oak woodlands, waterfalls and deep gorges and picturesque villages all contribute to its peaceful character, providing opportunities for contemplation and awe.

GSA Biosphere literature

There’s more detailed information on their website.

Balkissock Lodge B&B has been a proud supporter of the Biosphere charter for some time now and we are thrilled and delighted to be considered for certification.

Cordelia @BalkissockLodge

If you’d like to visit us why not find out more by clicking here or to book your 2018 holiday book online here.

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Christmas Present #2


Another chance to win in the second of our festive giveaways ….

Would you like to stay for two nights B&B at Balkissock Lodge in 2018 completely free?


Christmas present


There are two easy ways to enter:

  1. Head over to Facebook, find and like the post “Christmas Present #2” then either tag the person you’d like to share the prize with or share the post with your friends so they can enter too.
  2. Email me and ask to be added to the new monthly e-newsletter (first edition will be Jan 2018) which will include news and information about promo codes exclusively for guests who book direct.

You could of course do both and double your chances of winning!!


Entries will only be accepted via the two options outlined above.

The prize is two consecutive nights B&B for two people (sharing a double room) OR two consecutive nights for one person only.

No cash alternative is offered.

I’m happy for you to gift your prize however to avoid fraudulent claims the winner MUST book the accommodation.

Closing date for entries: 8pm on Friday 15th December 2017.

Name drawn from a ‘hat’: 9pm on Friday 15th December 2017.

Prize winner(s) must book before the 31st December 2017 and stay before 31st May 2018 (subject to availability).

Once booked, dates cannot be changed.

Additional nights can be added to the stay at the specified nightly rate (subject to availability).

Evening meals can be added at the specified rate.

This competition is not endorsed by WordPress, Facebook, Twitter nor anywhere else you may see this competition advertised.



Cordelia @ BalkissocklodgeB&B


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… or 

DO NOT book a visit at Balkissock Lodge if you want to leave the door open when you go to the toilet!!


Intrigued? Read on…


I’ve been asked only once why I don’t display my Visit Scotland rating but the answer intrigued the enquirer to a degree that I thought it worthy of a blog post


For those who are not aware, it would cost me £173.28 per year every year (2015 figure) to be part of the Quality Assurance Scheme:

Annual Fee (1 to 3 bedrooms)                        £122.00 + VAT

Additional fee per bedroom                           £11.20 + VAT

Source: http://www.visitscotland.org/pdf/QualityAssurance%202015Fees.pdf


To be part of the Scheme, you apply, pay your money and then an inspector visits, inspects, reveals their identity and awards you the grading.

Border Collie in the garden


With me so far? OK! This is where is gets interesting…

My business is B&B … BED and BREAKFAST … so you’d expect the majority of the grading criteria to be based upon the quality of the bed and breakfast … yes? OK, so the manner that you greet guests is important, and the information that you provide can make their stay more enjoyable and it’s nice to have a tidy driveway or garden but did you know that of the 42 criteria that a B&B is judged against, only TWO relate to the breakfast. That’s 27 lines of a 9 page document. There is more column space dedicated to the state of my gutters than to what I’m providing for breakfast!

Check it out for yourself: Visit Scotland Grading Criteria for B&Bs


How did the inspector rate Balkissock Lodge B&B based on a stay in my popular Arran Room:




  • Cleanliness: 100% (5*)
  • Hospitality and Friendliness: 100% (5*)
  • Service and Efficiency: 100% (5*)
  • Exterior, Maintenance and Car Park: 60%
  • Bedrooms (Arran room): 62%
  • Bathroom (Arran room): 60%
  • All Public areas Quality and Maintenance: 72% (4*)
  • Dining Room: 60% (Inspector not sure it would hold four guests comfortably …. even though it does)
  • Breakfast Choice and Range: 80% (4*) and awarded a Visit Scotland “Taste our Best” Award


Not too shabby don’t you think?

The criteria are grouped into five sections and you have to have at least the same grading in all areas but because the Arran room and its ensuite score only 62% … Balkissock Lodge is only rated:


I know … Shock! Horror!

Interesting that guests staying in the Arran room this summer have left seven of the 10 5* reviews on Trip Advisor and four of these couples have commented that I’m not charging enough for the room!

“The [Arran] room was comfortable, spotless with all amenities.” TA review

“…the [Arran] room was spacious and comfortable…” TA review
So what were the inspector’s comments about what I could do to get a further 8 marks in that one section in order to get a 4* grading:

  • Put more pictures on the walls in the lounge and the corridors: there is a huge, expensive, signed print on one wall in the lounge plus two free-standing photos which apparently isn’t enough and I have no pictures (in frames) in the narrow corridor for safety reasons. There are a total of seven pictures in the two bedrooms.
  • Put a light inside the wardrobe because it’s dark in there: hands up everyone who has a light inside their wardrobe? Nope? Didn’t think so!
  • Put the coffee table and tray inside the large wardrobe because the door hits it when you open it: only if you open it over 110º, ie open it further that the other door which only opens to 90º before it hits the wall which apparently is OK though!
  • Buy matching furniture: the other bedroom was fine apparently until I pointed out that the furniture didn’t match in there so what was the difference? A bit of backtracking from the inspector at this point.
  • Provide more sockets as there weren’t enough sockets to plug the hairdryer in: there were three available but the computer, tablet and TV were plugged into them and I have NEVER in five years of B&Bing had anyone pull out the bed to use the socket behind it!!!
  • Change to motion activated lighting: apparently the 11W lamp that I leave on in the corridor all night (the bulb is still cold enough to touch in the morning by the way!) uses more energy than producing these battery operated expensive devices.
  • Put pebbles from the beach and a candle in the fireplace to brighten up the black hole
  • Get rid of the lounge facility (i.e. the sofas, bookcases etc) so that the breakfast room is larger and can comfortably seat four (despite the fact that it already does!)
  • Put a folding garden chair in the room as it takes up less space and there must be a chair in there to get four stars despite it being next door to the lounge!

Table set at Balkissock B&B

… and you’re going to love this one …

Change the door on the bathroom so that it slides into the wall cavity like the 5* new-build holiday cottages in the village so that you don’t have to close the bathroom door to get passed it to get to the toilet!

Oh and apparently there were too many towels and too many mirrors in the room!

Interestingly if you live in the town and only have one hanging basket, the same grading system is used to assess it as was used to assess my almost one acre of not weed-free garden and if you live in the town and have no parking at all then that doesn’t get marked (nor does it lose you marks) but because I have ample free parking it’s marked down because it’s not kept in a pristine condition!!

Also, I provide a huge selection of quality teas and coffee and the inspector even commented that it was the only place that they’d been offered their favourite Chai Tea. It’s all from Taylors of Harrogate, Clipper, Twinings or a similar quality renowned company but the examiner went to their car to bring me a sample of a tea that they thought I should be serving because it’s promoted as “Scottish Breakfast Tea”.  I checked the company’s website.  It’s imported and packaged in Scotland…nothing special!

Twinings, Clipper and Taylors of Harrogate Tea for B&B guests

So to sum up …

Basically, if you’re OK with too many mirrors and towels and a huge range of quality teas and coffees from the UK but not necessarily packaged in Scotland, it you don’t mind looking at facebook/twitter/Pinterest/Instagram and the website for your ‘fix’ of additional photos, aren’t bothered about neon lights in your wardrobe, can sensibly open a door without hitting a table, don’t mind if the bedside table and the table that the tea tray sit on don’t match, don’t mind unplugging one of your chargers when you want to dry your hair and normally close the bathroom door to when you go for a pee then Balkissock Lodge is perfect for you!!

Afternoon tea on the lawn

Alternatively, I could spend all day doing the gardening so that the garden, driveway and car park are pristine and not cook home baked biscuits for the guests and not make evening meals and home made preserves, and not bake any bread …..!

home baked wholemeal bread

To top it all, because I would not let VS add the 3* rating to their website as I believe that it would put people off visiting, they would not display my lovely “Taste our Best” Award … now that’s just spiteful!

Visit Scotland Taste our Best Award for the B&B, Ayrshire

I spoke to 24 accommodation providers, most in Scotland and some in England, and asked them about their respective grading systems. All but five had abandoned the rating systems because they felt that it did not properly reflect the needs of the modern visitor and they did not see that paying a yearly fee was a good investment for their business.  Of the five still with the grading systems, four didn’t like them but thought it brought additional business and only one was happy with their grading!

“A lot of us in England have left the star rating scheme and seem no ill effect but then visit England website never sent us any business so we weren’t relying on that” private conversation with someone who ran a 5* Gold B&B.

You’ll not be surprised to learn that I’ll not be renewing my grading next year … or ever!!

As an aside: I do also wonder about the business acumen of an inspector that refers to the money paid for the night’s B&B as “pure profit” just because it was paid in cash.  I’m guessing that I don’t need to pay for the water purity tests, the business insurance, advertising, maintenance, the food, electricity, laundry etc. etc. etc. out of this money then?


Visit Scotland have not yet responded to either my letter of complaint or to the comments that I added to their on-line questionnaire despite asking if I wanted someone to contact me so I’m unable to give you information from there as yet.

Bitter? Yes, actually I am a little. I know that overall Balkissock Lodge B&B scored 172/200 points which put it firmly in the 4* bracket and that there will be businesses out there that have been awarded a 4* grading with far fewer points which seems dreadfully unfair.

I know from guests comments, from online reviews and from kind comments on Trip Advisor that my guests value the warmth and hospitality and great food and I that no one has ever complained that the Arran room is too small.

Now, I do feel better getting that lot off my chest ;0)

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I’ve been making a few more little jumpers to send to South Africa.

I’m thinking of leaving some wool and needles in the guest lounge and inviting guest knitters to do a few rows whilst they’re here … what do you think?

Cordelia @ Balkissock Lodge (c) 2015

Bring your needles or I can supply some for you!

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It’s been some time since I last posted … and for a good reason … my real life has over taken my virtual life (how dare it!).

I’ve barely used facebook or uploaded a picture to blipfoto and I miss all my virtual friends that I used to tweet to on a daily basis.

But my New Year’s Resolution is to remedy that … I love my new job which is consuming so much of my time but armed with my new ipad and internet access I hope to restore my work/life balance.

Happy New Year to you all and thank you so much for all the wonderful comments over the past 18 months … I hope 2013 is good to you all.

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I’m normally blessed with the patience of a saint but a recent experience left me annoyed and upset.  My integrity would never normally allow me to post such things and I’m being extremely careful not to identify the guests in question, but imagine, if you will, walking into one of your guest rooms to service it and to be faced with this:

Upside down single bed in the twin room

Bedspread crumpled and stuffed into the closet

Now don’t get me wrong, we get messy guests, it’s part and parcel of the business but it’s upsetting and annoying to see your own personal items being mistreated.

So what do I do now?  I wasn’t too sure if I was over-reacting so, as usual I appealed to twitter friends for advice and was surprised at the number of replies.  Most were from fellow accommodation providers and I was very surprised that many said to throw them out – they wouldn’t (and hadn’t in the past) put up with guests treating their personal belongings in this manner.  Several suggested charging the guests extra for the extra cleaning too.  Three members of the public said to shut the door and refuse to service it and when the guests return make sure that treating other people’s belongings in this way is unacceptable.  Four other B&B owners said to service as usual but leave the guests personal mess (not photographed) which, as you will see, is what I did.

Having digested the overwhelming support and advice then partaken in a restorative cup of tea I went back to the room (armed this time with my camera should the guests argue that there was no mess) to begin the damage limitation.

Having decided that the bedspreads were obviously not required I took them away … thankfully they didn’t need laundering but I did press them and hung them in a spare room.  The upside down bed was the next to tackle … I double checked the booking … two people in the double room and a single occupancy of the twin room (when they arrived they were all the same sex but we never question guests private sleeping arrangements).  Problem sorted … strip the offending bed, whomever made the mess in the room could use the other bed which had been rumpled and would need changing anyway then continue servicing both rooms.  Satisfied that the rooms were now as pristine as I could make them I set about cleaning windows … which had been the designated chore of the day!!

Guests complained when they returned … wondered why one of the beds was left stripped.  I explained that the bed was so untidy it was not worth my while making it and whomever had used it could use the other bed tonight.  “We used a bed each last night” was the reply … explains the other rumpled single bed. “Well that’s not what you booked and we do charge differently for that to reflect the extra laundry and servicing.  Please check your booking confirmation … are you complaining that you have exactly what you booked? I’ve removed the bedspreads that were crumpled up in a heap and put them to one side but if you require them you’re welcome to have them that’s not a problem and there’s wine glasses out on the table in the conservatory for you”.

“We feel very uncomfortable now  and will stay in our rooms.”

“There’s absolutely no need, you’re welcome to use the lounge and conservatory as you did last night.”

All was quiet for a while until one of the guests mentioned that they had no water [oh joy!].  It took beloved a while to sort (an air lock we think).

Breakfast was interesting … one guest refused to look at or even speak to beloved as he tried to take the orders, instead focussing on texting (?) on their phone. After asking three times the guest’s friend prompted a reply.

“They’re probably filling in a Trip Advisor report” he said when he came back to the kitchen.  “What are they going to complain about…?” I replied, “that they got exactly what they booked and paid for, or that I cleaned up the mess that they made without charging extra?”

They settled the bill … even accepting the discount we give to customers paying by debit card and left, not surprisingly, without goodbyes.

Now an apology for the mess at the time would have been appreciated but I guess that was too much to hope for.  Had it been sincere enough I would probably have made up the other bed [oddly they never asked!], even at that time of night, despite the booking error being their fault!

So, for the benefit of future guests … the collective feeling of the accommodation providers across the UK and USA [based on my replies] is this … we don’t mind you dumping and crumpling your own gear but please have a little more respect for our items.

Which leads me to the title of this cathartic post … we have good TA reports (so far) and normally I’d be quite stressed about a bad one … but with the house for sale and us slowly running the business down to a more manageable level as we’re both busy with other jobs I’m rather more circumspect.

[Please note that the conversations are not direct quotes and I’ve altered some of it to protect the guests’ identities and shortened, but tried to keep, the general gist].

Tidy guests welcome ;0)

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They say you learn something new every day!

Just recently I met a wonderful old man with a most colourful and heroic tale to tell…

Picture the scene … it’s 1945, you’re in Albinea in occupied northern Italy … of all the sights that you witness I would hazard a guess that an SAS parachutist floating down above your head playing the bagpipes is probably the last thing you’d expect to see … but that is the story of local man David Kirkpatrick.

German law at the time decreed that for every German soldier killed by a resistance fighter, ten civilians would be killed so the SAS were parachuted into  the village and Mr Kirkpatrick played his bagpipes to make the occupying forces think that is was a British Forces attack when they made up only a very small proportion of the numbers.  Operation Tombola was a success and the full story is recorded by local newspaper the Carrrick Gazette.

More information about Mr Kirkpatrick can be found on the website Piping Today and a recent interview is on Youtube.

… and for those wondering, yes, he was wearing his kilt in the traditional Scottish fashion as any other way was forbidden!!

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